Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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