I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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