ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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