What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
