just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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