I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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