i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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