When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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