she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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