Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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