All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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