Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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