You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
