I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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