Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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