have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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