I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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