The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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