wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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