It's Friday. Sex?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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