After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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