The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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