Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I think a kid would responsible me up
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
