I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Randomize
