I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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