i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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