Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
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I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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