y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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