Christians are straight up FREAKS
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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