are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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