Too much gin, very little bucket
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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