I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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