yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I was not drunk enough for that final.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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