It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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