Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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