it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
it was like eating out sand paper
I forgot how hot balto sounded
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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