i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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