everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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