I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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