Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Randomize
