I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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