We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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