This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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