11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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