Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Randomize
