Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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