I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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