He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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