I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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