ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
