fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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